774: Dine and Dash

So in the category of other people who didn't make the cut, there was this other guy I met on J-Date who thought playing hard to get and flirting were pre-requisites for meeting. He lied on his profile about his age, he'd send me random texts and call me at inconvenient times. We never actually went out. He texted me a picture of himself he'd taken while driving. I texted back that he was a reckless moron. When he incrediously asked if I was joking, I told him he'd not only endagenered himself with that stupid photo, he'd risked the lives of others. Honesty is the best policy, right?