765: Drool

I’m not very good at slang. I usually catch onto it long after it’s a trend and as a result I use very little of it. I must say though that the phrase “dick waving” tickles me and seems so apt in some circumstances. It is fascinating the ridiculous matches people can get themselves into that seems about as productive as two little boys pulling out their equipment and trying to claim that one’s is better than the other. To me it’s the quintessential example of getting worked up over something utterly pointless. I’m sad to say though that having a macho streak a mile long I am probably guilty myself of such absurdity.