578: Flaws

I've been dreaming a lot lately, probably because on a bad night I might be getting up every 2 hours to feed my tiny human, and it's weird what quirks of the subconscious it brings to light. For example, my dreams have continuity. My subconscious believes our 1440 sq ft cape, should actually be a four story home. The extra two floors are extremely creepy and my dream self tries to avoid them as much as possible. However, a few nights ago I apparently needed one of them as a task room for something and ventured up the dusty steps, only to discover horrendous water damage. Of course, right? I mean we'd had contractors to fix the water damage caused by the ice dams on the two floors of my waking home, but I hadn't had them even look at the part of the house that only exists when I'm sleeping, so in the depths of my subconscious they paint had peeled, the walls moldered and the floors warped. I woke up after that. I wonder if I'll be hiring dream workmen sometime soon...