So I meant to mention this with the pertinent strip, but eh, better late than never. My father actually did really want red contact lenses. He thought they'd be fabulous for business negotiations, but alas the tech wasn't there at the time and he never got a pair. I think his best shock the opposition tactic was the radio station that Mommy was in charge of. They went to close the deal and she was 7 months pregnant at the time. 33 years ago heavily gravid women did not close high powered business meetings. They were apparently speechless.